SURVIVOR: FIJI (Season 14)

My fertile brain. | 17 January, 2007 | Cuz It Aint Their Money

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Premiering Thursday, February 8 at 8pm et/pt

SURVIVOR PING ! ! !

(Above photo courtesy of Survivor Phoenix)

Stranded on the Fiji Islands in the heart of the South Pacific,
19 strangers must live together and compete for the million-dollar prize.
Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast all others?

[mtbopfuyn]

Bubba's long lost offspring?

Ok. I give. Uncle!

[Lee'sGhost]

One's pregnant.

[codercpc]

No team separation (no team colors, buffs, or whatever they call them)?

[piperpilot]

That's what it looks like to me--the one in the upper right hand corner with the bare midriff

[Lee'sGhost]

There's something about the chick in blue with the long sleeves. She's got a little tummy thing going which is totally hot, but she looks like she's going out on the town rather than Survivor island.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Bubba's long lost offspring?
Nope.

One's pregnant.
Nyet.

No team separation (no team colors, buffs, or whatever they call them)?
Nope. They done that before.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

There's something about the chick in blue with the long sleeves. She's got a little tummy thing going which is totally hot, but she looks like she's going out on the town rather than Survivor island.

That is Rita. A 38 year old, single mother of 2, from San Antonio, Texas.

[sarasota]

A real celebrity?

A professional athelete?

[sarasota]

A former politician?

Former member of the UN?

[mtbopfuyn]

No blondes?

[Lee'sGhost]

There are no blondes!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

A real celebrity?
A professional athelete?
A former politician?
Former member of the UN?

No, Nah-Uh, Nope, Nyet.

[Lee'sGhost]

Damn, beat me by a minute 3 seconds.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

No blondes?

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, after 13 Seasons of Survivor this is the first season that there are no bleached blonde bimbos! (Or blonde bozos for that matter!)

[mtbopfuyn]

Cool!

[Lee'sGhost]

Damn, damn, damn! A minute 3 seconds late, but at least I did get it.

[Night Hides Not]

Thanks for answering so quickly, cuz. Having to wait a week for the answer might have killed me!

[Lee'sGhost]

You suck. (just kidding)

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Damn, damn, damn! A minute 3 seconds late, but at least I did get it.

Yes you did get it second. But then again, ask yourself, how many of the second place finishers in Survivor can you remember right off the top of your head?

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In all seriousness, what a fugly cast.