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"Just following orders..."
1 posted on 01/16/2007 2:42:03 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

German has a reputation for being the perfect language for issuing orders. If someone shouted, "Turn left!" at me in German, I'd probably obey before thinking, too. (Fortunately, I don't understand German.)


2 posted on 01/16/2007 2:48:13 PM PST by rbookward (When 900 years old you are, type as well you will not!)
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To: BenLurkin

Truck drivers following nav directions to the Do It Best warehouse down the street from my job always end up at my gatehouse.
Seems the system they use has a database, and it is messed up 'a little'.
Also happens for drivers heading to Overnite, and Home Depot warehouses in the same area.


3 posted on 01/16/2007 2:50:21 PM PST by Darksheare (Hey, you're curious reader #[an error occurred while processing this directive] to reach the end.)
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To: BenLurkin
they were only obeying orders

The Germans did transcend 200 years ago. No other nationality can claim that.

4 posted on 01/16/2007 2:52:07 PM PST by RightWhale
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To: BenLurkin

"Ve have vays of makingk you turn!


5 posted on 01/16/2007 2:53:02 PM PST by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: BenLurkin

When using the "Always Lost System" while vacationing in DC, the silly lady tried to get us to go into the Potomac.

Guess we are smarter than German folk, cause we did not listen.


7 posted on 01/16/2007 2:58:08 PM PST by TheMom (Dix, TexasCowboy and Flyer all now live in the next best place to Texas . . . Heaven!)
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To: BenLurkin

According to Mark Steyn one of those orders includes men sitting down to take a leak. Sheesh..


8 posted on 01/16/2007 3:00:16 PM PST by twntaipan (If you haven't done so, you NEED to read Mark Steyn's book "America Alone")
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To: BenLurkin

It pays to be a little bit smarter than the gps.


12 posted on 01/16/2007 3:33:38 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!

I read this yesterday on another site and was actually trying to figure out how to post it, but being challenged in that department, I thank you for posting it!


14 posted on 01/16/2007 5:03:34 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Well, lah-tee-freaking-dah!!!)
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To: BenLurkin; martin_fierro; pissant
I won't start a FusterCluck ping list. I won't. I won't do it. Still the best d- keyword on FR though.
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16 posted on 01/16/2007 7:55:45 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, they're not." -- John Rummel)
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