Posted on 01/14/2007 3:02:58 PM PST by psychopuppy
ANOTHER DAY OF BERGER STEALS THE CLASSIFIEDS (Parody of Another Day In Paradise by Phil Collins)
Parody lyrics by Psycho Puppy
Secrets in the socks on his feet Stolen from archives He smiles and tries to act chic Gonna have drinks with some barflies
He walks on, doesn't look back Warms up the paper shredder Starts to whistle as he saves Clinton's butt He's broken the chain-letter
CHORUS Oh think twice, it's another day of Berger steals the classifieds Oh, think twice, it's just another day of Berger steals the classifieds
He could've sold them all on Ebay And really made a killin' But Clinton and her husband got their way Wonder if he billed 'em?
CHORUS Oh think twice, it's another day of Berger steals the classifieds Oh, think twice, it's just another day of Berger steals the classifieds
Oh lord, if Hillary's president in '08 Oh lord, then Berger will cry, "Pardon me!"
You can tell from the bulge in his socks You can see that he's been there Never learned how to use a Xerox Sandy prefers clippers
CHORUS Oh think twice, it's another day of Berger steals the classifieds Oh, think twice, it's just another day of Berger steals the classifieds
Your Pick.
I pick the dude 2nd from the right...wait is that a dude?
LOL!!!!
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