To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
2 posted on
01/11/2007 11:53:16 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(Wholly Moley)
To: martin_fierro
Uwe Werner,I think that translates into English as Danny Noonan.
3 posted on
01/11/2007 11:54:23 AM PST by
dirtboy
(Objects in tagline are closer than they appear)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
Removed himself from the gene pool ...
7 posted on
01/11/2007 11:56:02 AM PST by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support. Promote life support for others.)
To: martin_fierro
8 posted on
01/11/2007 11:56:56 AM PST by
Sax
To: martin_fierro
Should have stuned them with his BEEMER.
To: martin_fierro
Our first 2007 Darwin award candidate.
12 posted on
01/11/2007 12:02:34 PM PST by
mad puppy
( 2007 is going to be great)
To: martin_fierro
Hey, the moles aren't bothering HIM anymore, anyway.
To: martin_fierro
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, to sniff the air, but cant because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is........
MOLASSES!
15 posted on
01/11/2007 12:04:40 PM PST by
Sax
To: martin_fierro
18 posted on
01/11/2007 12:05:42 PM PST by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Championship U)
To: Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance; mikrofon
in the garden of his weekend house in Zingst
To: Moleman
22 posted on
01/11/2007 12:08:09 PM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.")
the 63-year-old retired construction foreman was found dead in the garden of his weekend house in Zingst next to a 380-volt cable and metal spikes rammed into the ground. His fears weren't well-grounded.
To: martin_fierro
One Saturday I went out to a little weedpatch airport with some T-hangars along a wire border fence. There was a dead dog tangled in the fence. I followed an ancient cloth-insulated extension cord back to a utility building where it was plugged into an outlet. Meter was spinning like crazy. Very lucky for me that I didn't touch the dog or the fence. Somebody apparently had been doing a little off-hours aircraft maintenance, I guess.
To: martin_fierro
He shoulda got a Rodenator:
28 posted on
01/11/2007 12:10:20 PM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
("Campers laugh at clowns behind closed doors.")
To: martin_fierro
Anyone put him in for a Darwin Award yet?
35 posted on
01/11/2007 12:35:10 PM PST by
Lusis
To: martin_fierro
36 posted on
01/11/2007 12:35:12 PM PST by
SoothingDave
(Are you on the list?)
To: martin_fierro
Shocking. Simply shocking.
43 posted on
01/11/2007 2:22:09 PM PST by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: martin_fierro
you just can't make this stuff up...
To: martin_fierro
The dead guy only managed to "out" himself as a Russian spy.
46 posted on
01/12/2007 8:13:08 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
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