Man electrocuted by do-it-yourself mole-killer

Reuters/Yahoo ^ | 1/11/07

[martin_fierro]

Ich bin ein Molemörder.

[dirtboy]

Uwe Werner,

I think that translates into English as Danny Noonan.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[martin_fierro]

Uwe Wayne Werner

There. Fixed.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Burrow-liner.

[MHGinTN]

Removed himself from the gene pool ...

[Sax]

[Charles Henrickson]

Uwe was not the zappee, he was the police spokesman telling about the zappee.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Should have stuned them with his BEEMER.

[martin_fierro]

Ich bin ein badreader.

[mad puppy]

Our first 2007 Darwin award candidate.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Hey, the moles aren't bothering HIM anymore, anyway.

[San Jacinto]

I always wondered whatever happened to ole Carl.

[Sax]

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, to sniff the air, but cant because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is........

MOLASSES!

[ClearCase_guy]

At the last minute, just as the juice began to flow, he did achieve total consiousness. Which is nice.

[Graybeard58]

Hey, the moles aren't bothering HIM anymore, anyway.

He's dead and if he's in the ground, the pesty little bastards may be still bothering him.

[dfwgator]

[martin_fierro]

in the garden of his weekend house in Zingst

[Graybeard58]

That's funny.