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To: TFFKAMM
objections were raised about his private abstract artwork, much of which includes smearing his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas.

His paintings sell for as much as $900 each on his Web site...

Was I surprised when I looked and saw this was in or near San FreakSideShow? No I was not.

2 posted on 01/09/2007 9:42:21 PM PST by ikka
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To: ikka
Obviously a misprint. Allow me to fix it.

objections were raised about his not so private privates abstract artwork, much of which includes smearing his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas.

Seems I remember some booby years ago who used to do something similar by dipping her boobs in paint, then flopping them around against the canvas.

4 posted on 01/09/2007 9:52:19 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: ikka
His paintings sell for as much as $900 each on his Web site...

Oh Bull. I bet that is a balled face lie.

8 posted on 01/09/2007 10:05:42 PM PST by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: ikka
It actually happened in Virginia. The Bay Area doesn't have a monopoly on weirdness...
10 posted on 01/09/2007 10:10:13 PM PST by TFFKAMM
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To: ikka

"Chesterfield lost a tremendous ASSet today,"

Too easy, no further comment.


12 posted on 01/09/2007 10:14:47 PM PST by fightin kentuckian
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To: ikka
His paintings sell for as much as $900 each on his Web site...

Girls say I got a cute butt....$5000 minimum...
14 posted on 01/09/2007 10:23:27 PM PST by Dallas59 (HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
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To: ikka

He LISTS his paintings for up to $900 on his site. Prices actually paid may be far less.


22 posted on 01/09/2007 10:46:54 PM PST by weegee ("Vote Obama - For More Ears!")
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To: ikka
Here in Seattle a grade-school principal was arrested for flashing and handling his privates in his car at a stoplight next to two women in an adjacent car. (They got his license plate - duh!?)

Seems he is on "leave" from his job, but someone (union, superintendent, etc.) said something like he should not lose his job as this did not pertain to children.
23 posted on 01/09/2007 10:57:02 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: ikka

You quoted the line, "His paintings sell for as much as $900 each on his Web site..."

I've seen this guy's work before, and remain unimpressed. But look, just because he's advertising them at $900 does not mean he actually manages to sell the things. He's a gimmick painter doing a risque variation on action painting, an approach pioneered by Jackson Pollock and others. Over time, other artists have used jet engines to spatter paint, or covered their whole bodies in paint and rolled around on a canvas spread across the floor. You name it, it's probably been done. For these guys, it's all about process, not result. And unlike Pollock, none of them have ever in their lives made anything beautiful and worthwhile. I think what Mr. Butt Cheeks is doing is a technique born of frustration. Insofar as I can tell, he knows nothing of color, or form, or line, or even the rudiments of composition.

In the end (no pun intended), it doesn't matter how the painting is achieved--if I painted while naked, balanced on a unicycle, wearing a derby and singing Gregorian chants, the only thing of the whole ridiculous process that would matter would be the painting itself.

Guys like this continue to give my profession a bad name. If that whole crowd of poseurs had one neck, I would choke it.


28 posted on 01/09/2007 11:45:25 PM PST by Rembrandt_fan
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