[geopyg]

Here in Seattle a grade-school principal was arrested for flashing and handling his privates in his car at a stoplight next to two women in an adjacent car. (They got his license plate - duh!?)

Seems he is on "leave" from his job, but someone (union, superintendent, etc.) said something like he should not lose his job as this did not pertain to children.

[antidisestablishment]

Reminds me of my home town where a guy laid his package on a checkout counter at the local grocery store...

The quick-thinking checkout girl grabbed a can of veggies and smashed away. I am sure the guy could never look at the jolly green giant in the same manner again...