[FormerACLUmember]

One point if she smokes, one point for each tatto, one point for each piercing. Anything that adds up to four or more, she's easy.

Highly accurate. I would give 2 points for one of those above the anal crevice female tatoos, the so-called "tramp stamp."

Four points also appears highly correlated with STD, unfaithfulness, and infertility. Such four pointer losers should be avoided like the plague in my view.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Four points also appears highly correlated with STD, unfaithfulness, and infertility. Such four pointer losers should be avoided like the plague in my view.

Well whadayou know?

My wife has one tattoo (one point)
She smokes (two)
She has both her ears pierced(four)

Are you about to say that my wife and large percentage of women on this board are sluts, unfaithful wives, INFERTILE (I don't know where the hell that came from), and have a sexually transmitted disease?

All because they smoke, have a tattoo and have their ears pierced????
Is that really what you are saying? Please say that you are not that stupid.