I once took an ice skating class. I was horrible, but I had fun. I just decided that I wasn't going to worry about falling, so I tried everything and hit the ice pretty hard and pretty regularly. I really scared the teacher during that class.
Ooh I've got a worse story than that. The first time I went ice skating, I fell and chipped my front tooth. The only reason my teeth look normal is because of a magical thing called bonding. :P