What was the story about?
It was about a man who catches snakes when people call animal control about a snake in the house, etc. He just loves snakes and helps people out and doesn't want to see the snakes get hurt...
The guy is 80 years old! He currently has about 50 snakes...(thank goodness he doesn't live on my street) The article says he spends $200. dollars every month or so for mice he keeps IN HIS FREEZER...
Now you see exactly WHY I thought of you? :) This is you in forty years, Bill... ;)