[WFTR]

heck, i'd probably just look stern and say "Don't even THINK about it..." 8^)

I have the advantage that no woman has wanted to dance with me for years. At least no woman who could actually see me has wanted to dance with me.

[rzeznikj at stout]

One up--I have NEVER had a woman want to dance with me...

Then again, can't really blame her. She does have VIII Amendment protections, after all...

full disclaimer: i'm still lacking in years...