[spectre]

Obama will find out he is 50% white..

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[theDentist]

Obama and Hillary will announce they are Brother and Sistah!

[JRios1968]

The Breck Girl will find he's 50% black, 50% Jewish, 50% Native American and 50% Paris Hilton. When people point out the impossibility, he will claim to be a victim of the "Bush education cuts affecting the 2 Americas because of the tax cuts for the rich to pay for the war."