Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30

December 31, 2006 | Me

[Darksheare]

Yeah, with the two of us you need to think 'sneaky'.

[Cardhu]

OK Derly - He will guard you from you know who. Although with all that gold they will probably steal him.

[null and void]

Well, my house is over a Superfund site...

[Darksheare]

Hey.. we can trap the enviros in the basement, and make them hideous mutants to do our bidding.

[derllak]

Yeah, you two are nothing but trouble. :P

[null and void]

Ya THINK?!?!?

[Darksheare]

Only the best though.

[Darksheare]

Worth a try at least.

[Darksheare]

Actually, might borrow him from time to ime to chase off the evil hideous black squirrels here.

[derllak]

Awwwwwww. Don't worry, Cardy, I'll turn this cutie into a pit bull. I'd love to see Nully try to dance without his legs. :P

[derllak]

Yeah, you guys are amateurs. I'm not skeered. :P

[null and void]

I'll turn this cutie into a pit bull. I'd love to see Nully try to dance without his legs. :P

Then Sweet wouldn't need her steel toad shoes...

[derllak]

Lol! And it would make it easier for her to swing you around lke a ragdoll!
You remind me of Einstein, Nully. Go comb your hair! :P

[Darksheare]

At least, we try to give that impression.


The Un'nions had planned an invasion of Ea'rth. But first they needed a staging point that would nourish their floral bodies. They chose an insignificant black dirt community in southern New York that suited their needs, then the invasion began...
At first, no-one noticed the bulbous invaders resting in the dirt. Awaiting the signal from Tan-en-baum, their leader, to awake and begin converting the native species to fertilizer. One by one, the farmers disappeared. But then, Ortho came up with a better nutrient for the native bulbs.... And the Un'nions became overfed and went comatose. And the Orthos were the only ones who knew about the invaders..... and smiled as they ate their hamburgers with onions....

[derllak]

Wow. Heavy, Darks. Is this really true?

[Darksheare]

No, just quick fiction I typed up about five years back.

[Darksheare]

It waited for it's prey to come by, it's leather upholstry tempting it's vitcims to their doom. Waiting with it's siren song of comfort and relaxation to lure some weak willed to take a seat... Suddenly they are stuck! The chair won't let them go! Slowly it starts it's feeding process.. the victim feels their legs and arms grow weak as the chair saps their strength. Then it devours their soul once they are asleep and defenseless....
And everyone thought that barcaloungers were harmless luxuries.

[derllak]

You mean you lied to me??? *snicker*
You really thought I believed that, huh? I'm not a blonde, Darks. :P
I liked it, very original!
Second one was great too and almost as believable as the first.
When your new book of short stories comes out, I want an autographed copy, okay? :)

[Darksheare]

I'm not really an author, but I play one online.
I don't think anything will ever be published aside from one poem I did that went into a compendium done by a friend.

[derllak]

I think you could be published if you really wanted to.
You've got a great imagination and a way with words. Even if it's something you just want to keep to yourself or share with a select few, I think you should keep at it. You've got real talent there, Darks.