Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1

*Smooch*
I don't know, sweetie. I DO want the others to have a fair chance.
Just kidding. Actually, all of the DD ladies would make for such fine companionship, why not indulge and delight yourself with all of us at once?
My thougths exactly.
I think Cardy will declare us all winners and take us on different dates. Clever, huh? :)
You'd watch tv the whole time? Careful, Resty, you'll disqualify yourself. :P
We should set her up on a blind date with Nully. He seems to have a thing for midgets. :)

I am all for there being a new type of woman - a sort of laptop version seems the way to go. :)
ROFLMAO...
I must remember to bring some Videos.
Sorry I missed all the fun yesterday folks, but I was busy opening presents, reading cards, talking on the phone to well wishers, and building my birthday dinner.
I have reached the age of "don't ask, won't tell". ;)
Had a wonderful day, and by the looks will not be winning any trips to anywhere, but I will take the Green Stamps if there are any unused ones floating around.
Now..back to the scullery. See you all whenever.:)
Happy Birthday gran... (sheepish for being late)
I know you don't have much call for fancy, warm coats in Arizona, but you never know when you might be taking a trip to Sharkey territory. 
Anyway, I wanted to give you a review since we had so much discussion about it. If all his styles and materials are as quality as this one, you can't go wrong with a Dennis Basso coat.
(I heard a rumor that garn is into triple digits)
That Gran was the only person who got older today, and, oh yes......a few more deranged geography comments from BCA (Braindamaged Cousins of America)........
I thought BCA was Blathering Chillblained Arctiers
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.
Excellent idea...I could take them to a place with a great view and well within my means.
Then, for the brave ones that accept, delight their adventurous hearts with a totally different venue - even if I have to go into debt...
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