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FLATULENT TURTLE SETS OFF ALARMS
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| December 27, 2006
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Posted on 12/29/2006 10:13:08 AM PST by Ancesthntr
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To: Lazamataz
The world sits on the back of a turtle. Ergo, global warming is caused by turtle farts.
No, its cow farts, haven't you heard the new line?
"Every time a cow farts, a Polar bear goes through the ice"
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posted on
12/29/2006 1:01:20 PM PST
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Not now, Not ever!
(The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
To: martin_fierro
marine biologist Sarah Leaney rushed to the aquarium
Oh yeah, and *I* have no life.
Nice graphic of Nut and her family, BTW.
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12/29/2006 6:56:25 PM PST
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SunkenCiv
(It takes a village to mind its own business. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Ancesthntr
You're pretty darn bad off when the best thing you have to look forward to is Brussels Sprouts for Christmas!
That fact itself makes me feel better as I sit here eating my green bean casserole. I'm a High Roller, baby!!!
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posted on
12/29/2006 7:02:41 PM PST
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djf
(All illegal aliens deserve a free ride - a bus ticket to Washington, DC.)
To: Ancesthntr; wazoo1031; ErnBatavia
"As I watched, a few large bubbles emerged from beneath him and rose to the surface next to the tube. Straight away, I realised what must have happened. Cool BEANS! ;-)
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12/29/2006 8:20:33 PM PST
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Allegra
(Vote Dulcie / Finbar 2008)
To: Allegra; wazoo1031
I'm sure Waz will be along with some nice color commentary...
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posted on
12/30/2006 5:19:28 AM PST
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ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
To: ErnBatavia
Year end bump. Important news.
To: Ancesthntr
My brother used to have a fifth wheel camper he kept parked above a river in the NC mountains. When my kids were little we'd visit and they'd run to the methane detector whenever they had to cut one. Hilarity ensued every time there was a BEEP BEEP BEEP!
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