you mean there are lyrics to "My Humps"???
Damn I never noticed :)
Nothing from Yoko??????
CCR had a very helpful song: "There's a bathroom on the right..."
Oops, I think I'm on the wrong thread.
I'd put The Black Eyed Peas song at #1 if I was the one doing the picking.
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Why 'music' by Hasselhoff even makes any list is beyond me.
Didn't "America" do that one originally?
And theb there was this song on the charts long ago.
No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razor's broke
Water drippin' up the spout
But I don't care, let it all hang out
Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what it's all about,
It's too much, man, let it all hang out
Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.'s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out
Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now
For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out
It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out
IIRC, there was a phrase "into the desert, where the heat was hot."
Something like that. Who'd think that heat was hot?
My fave:
Andy Devine
Had a thong rind
It was sublime
But the wrong kind
Andy Devine
Had a thong rind
It was sublime
But the wrong kind
Have I aligned
With a blown mind
Wasted my time
On a drawn blind
Have I aligned
With a blown mind
Wasted my time
On a drawn blind
"Andy" by Frank Zappa
The song is titled "Da Doo Ron Ron" and it is far from a great song. After this comment, I realized the writer's opinion would be worthless.
Have to agree on pretty much all of these.
I did always wonder what an "Unskinny Bop" was.
| Deck the Halls | |
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Deck the halls with Buddy Holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. 'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our day of peril, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Troll the ancient Yule tide carol, Fa la la la la, la la la la. See the blazing Yulbie Forest, Fa la la la la la, la la la. Strike the heart, enjoy the florist, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Deck the halls with bells of jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. 'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. |
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...but these have gotta be the most unintentionally hilarious Christmas song lyrics ever:
Christmas in San Francisco
Vic Damone
Christmas in San Francisco What a lovely place to be Seeing the hills being all lit up Like a diamond Christmas tree Hearing children singing carols People come from everywhere To sing along with the children Standing all around Union Square Christmas in San Francisco Looking like some fairy land People with gifts in the crispy air Giving old Saint Nick a hand Let’s take a peek in Chinatown Eating lychee nuts and barbecued boar What can you say about the Golden Gate That hasn’t been said before Christmas in San Francisco There is no place quite so dear It’s the closest thing to heaven How I wish that you were here. What can you say about the Golden Gate That hasn’t been said before Christmas in San Francisco There is no place quite so dear It’s the closest thing to heaven How I wish that you were here.
A hip-hop video hoochie?
"All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom-boom...now shake yer rump!"
Oooh...bad research.
"Muskrat Love" was written by Willis Alan Ramsey in 1971 and first performed by the group "America".
The Captain and Tenille only covered it.