Posted on 12/23/2006 11:31:23 AM PST by BibleBabe1
Well, The Adamms Family did have a more authentic feel to it than The Munsters.
No, I was talking about the real Moses' wife.
Thanks! :)
That was in the days before Brylcreem. She liked my then-curly hair.
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper? Groceries are heavier?
And, everything is farther away? Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become!
This extension work was apparently done at night!!
Very sneaky stuff..
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the youngsters.
They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face!
What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection .Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them..
All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as 'extra large? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? Hey! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on
-- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were.
(They must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh?
LOL!
I need to watch more TCM!! Thanks for the correction!
I knew there had to be something she liked. After all, you hadn't invented the computer yet, so she couldn't read your sci-fi.
LMAO!!!!
Save it and read it again in 10 years. Then in 10 more years. See how true it is! LOL!
And keep increasing the font size? ;)
Are you kidding? My papyrus about a boat that could go upstream on the Nile had them all agog!
Of course! Whatever it takes!
LOL!
But were you POPular? ...Oh. Wait. Never mind. I'm reading one of your books...yah. Got it.
I'll try not to question your abilities...much.
;)
Escort duty ... I'll be back.
Hi Sis!
Hi Irish!
Hi Monkey Face! LOL
I'll never tell. ;)
Hi Feather!
What won't you tell?........
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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