[aruanan]

Well, Mars spelled backwards is SRAM, after all. I dunno but this could be hugh.

Okay, but SRAM is an anagram of RAMS, which are male sheep, and those are awfully close to male goats, which are used in Satanic symbols.

[NicknamedBob]

Not only that, but Mars is the fourth planet out, and Mars has four letters, and four is the square of two.

And two, as we all know is both the number of horns on the Devil's head, and also the number of sticks you need to make a cross -- so clearly, we are all going to Hell.

Man, this crazy stuff is easy! Where's my Gummint money?

[irishtenor]

And if you mix up the letters, you get ARMS which are what bears want, as in the right to arm bears, which... hold on, I need another toke........ AAHH. Now, where was I?