Skip to comments.
Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack
Weekly World News ^
| November 17, 2006
| Sam Zess
Posted on 12/20/2006 9:25:39 AM PST by Alex Murphy
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-37 last
To: Andy'smom; bradactor; politicalwit; Spunky; mplsconservative; don-o; boadecelia; freeangel; ...
**Freeper Kitchen Ping**
From the Weekly World News and too funny not to pass along. Those who don't like their veggies will love this one.
To: Alex Murphy
This might explain the talking and singing vegetables on Veggie Tales.
To: Alex Murphy
"Eat lots of dairy, and lots of red meat," he advised. Will do.
To: Alex Murphy
Have you been inside your local health food store lately? I was in one just yesterday and it looks to me like the aliens have already landed!
CC&E
To: steve8714
oh, no, not Bat Boy.
Oh, no, Mr. Bill, Mr. Bill!
25
posted on
12/20/2006 10:51:55 AM PST
by
conferencecaller
(A nation that forgets history is doomed to repeat it.)
To: Alex Murphy
We ate those veggies and have no problems.
26
posted on
12/20/2006 11:04:19 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Alex Murphy
all your bodies are belong to us
27
posted on
12/20/2006 11:04:30 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Alex Murphy
To: Alex Murphy; Peanut Gallery
I'm thinking a Whole Foods location in Roswell, NM might be an interesting place.
29
posted on
12/20/2006 11:23:05 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(As far as we know, all numbers are imaginary. some just hurt your brain more than others. ~ lepton)
To: steve8714
Here ya go!
30
posted on
12/20/2006 12:27:29 PM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Muleteam1
That's funny,..they have a bean pod body pillow, just like the one my wife just got me.....
31
posted on
12/20/2006 12:37:57 PM PST
by
Cvengr
To: Cvengr
Just don't go to sleep....
To: Quix; Las Vegas Dave
Lettuce have a UFO ping, if you please.
33
posted on
12/27/2006 10:22:32 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(I updated my profile Saturday, December 23, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: staytrue
"We need to militarize space now before these aliens overwhelm our ER rooms and take all the good paying jobs."
"Mr President, we cannot allow an ER room GAP!"
/Buck Turgidson
34
posted on
12/27/2006 10:25:15 PM PST
by
decal
(Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval.")
To: SunkenCiv; Las Vegas Dave
Considering the source(s), and the msg, Sunken,
I have a very hard time mustering the interest for a ping!
But thanks for the thought.
35
posted on
12/28/2006 8:11:11 AM PST
by
Quix
(LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
To: Quix
36
posted on
12/28/2006 7:55:22 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(I updated my profile Saturday, December 23, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: Alex Murphy
"Eat lots of dairy, and lots of red meat," he advised.The smart aliens will come disguised as eggs and sausages.
37
posted on
12/28/2006 7:59:09 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(I'm 83 days from outliving Steve Irwin)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-37 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
