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Posh to be Cruise's alien bride
The Daily Telegraph ^ | 12-18-06 | WestVirginiaRebel

Posted on 12/19/2006 2:34:51 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel

Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's nes Scientology film as an alien bride.

Britain's Daily Star newspaper reports that the wife of football star David Beckham has apparently been lined up to play the alien bride in The Thetan-based on the religion, which believes in alien life forms.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: scientology; whackos
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To: AZRepublican

God invented Scientologists so that Jehovah's Witnesses would have someone to laugh at.


21 posted on 12/19/2006 6:39:01 AM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Dallas59
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Pig-snout. Dessicated corpse body. Crack whore stripper bolt-ons. Dopey Romaulan tattoos (okay, they're not Romulan, but who cares).

Perfect casting.

22 posted on 12/19/2006 7:03:58 AM PST by Wormwood (I'm with you in Rockland)
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To: Wormwood

That nose is fake...


23 posted on 12/19/2006 7:05:22 AM PST by Dallas59 (Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
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To: Dallas59
That nose is fake...

Everything on that walking rawhide chew toy of is fake.

That said, was there a sale on hog snouts that day?

24 posted on 12/19/2006 7:15:36 AM PST by Wormwood (I'm with you in Rockland)
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To: Wormwood

That reminds me, it's duckpin bowling night.


25 posted on 12/19/2006 7:19:24 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: doc30
A SG1 ripoff?

LOL.

26 posted on 12/19/2006 9:39:43 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel

27 posted on 12/19/2006 9:43:50 AM PST by Spiff (Death before Dhimmitude)
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To: Wormwood

She got that on Alpha Centauri during a night of bar hopping with the Grays.


28 posted on 12/19/2006 3:46:15 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Wormwood
Dopey Romaulan tattoos

It's Hebrew. I believe it reads, "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine".

29 posted on 12/19/2006 3:54:06 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
It's Hebrew. I believe it reads, "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine".

But since the characters were picked for how they look (as was her other Sanskrit tattoo), she may as well pick something like Romulan next time. Or Sindarin.

30 posted on 12/19/2006 4:06:59 PM PST by Wormwood (I'm with you in Rockland)
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To: Wormwood
But since the characters were picked for how they look...

Interesting supposition. I doubt it is correct. Unless you have a source you can post that says otherwise.

In fact, it is a quote from the Bible. It is from The Song of Solomon. Solomon is speaking about his lover...and doing it rather beautifully.

"Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee.
My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies.
I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies.
Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners.
Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead."

31 posted on 12/19/2006 4:20:20 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
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To: sgtbono2002
Cruise is a nut case.

Yes, he is, sadly. :(

32 posted on 12/19/2006 6:48:48 PM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
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