Posted on 12/18/2006 2:31:50 PM PST by monkapotamus
DECEMBER 18--Meet Marco Raphael Castro. The Illinois high school student surrendered today to face charges resulting from a revolting lunchroom prank earlier this month. According to Wheaton police and school officials, the 17-year-old senior ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing on December 6 and returned the befouled condiment to the Wheaton North High School cafeteria. It is unclear if the dressing was used by any students before the container was cleaned and refilled the following day. Castro, pictured below in Wheaton Police Department mug shots, has been charged with disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery, both misdemeanors. School officials learned of the prank from students, and Principal Jill Bullo sent parents a December 14 letter informing them of the "very unusual and disgusting incident." (1 page)
Tosser.
Aw man, they're reusing it? That's disgusting.
He might be getting a taste of his own medicine very soon.
What do you suppose the inmates will be putting into this creep's salad dressing?
They cannot be so strapped for cash that they can't go and buy a new salad dressing bottle. That is just nasty.
Or the hair don't.
looks like the Indian silver medalist in the women's race at the Asian Games who failed the gender test just recently.
Friggin' dirtbag!
That boy deserves a major league ass kicking for what he did.
Don't kids t-p houses and drink beer anymore?
Homeschooling looks better all the time
Of course, it's now common knowledge that this pervert jacks off at school.
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