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Residents of Fjuckby demand new name
The Local ^ | 12-14-06 | Paul O'Mahony

Posted on 12/14/2006 12:46:40 PM PST by kingattax

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To: PBRSTREETGANG

sister city has to be phucket, thailand


21 posted on 12/14/2006 2:17:24 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Ditto
So are the residents known as Fjuckers?


22 posted on 12/14/2006 2:43:36 PM PST by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: relictele

they always Fjuck you at the drive-through...


23 posted on 12/14/2006 3:33:04 PM PST by Rakkasan1 ((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
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To: kingattax; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The people of this village in Austria feel your pain.


24 posted on 12/14/2006 10:42:41 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("[Neturei Karta] are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism." --Alouette)
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To: kingattax; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Well, if I lived in Fjuckby, I'd want the name changed...

martin--ish ping?


25 posted on 12/14/2006 10:47:36 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Well, if I lived in Fjuckby, I'd want the name changed...

Cjoitisby?

26 posted on 12/14/2006 10:50:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("[Neturei Karta] are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism." --Alouette)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nah, I was thinking more like "Anytown"


27 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:14 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: kingattax
The delegation requests that the name Fjukeby be reinstated. Until as late as the 1930s this was the accepted spelling.

Yeah, that's much better. LOL.

28 posted on 12/14/2006 10:53:27 PM PST by Rocky (Air America: Robbing the poor, and still unable to stay in business)
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To: kingattax
"'There should not be any doubt at all that, as a result of relatively new associations, the pronunciation and spelling of the place name "Fjuckby," today arouses ridicule, teasing and hilarity in the general public,' wrote inhabitant Katriina Flensburg on behalf of her fellow villagers."

It's got her so flustered she can't remember how many "i"s are in her name.

How about they change it to "Fjordplay" instead?

29 posted on 12/14/2006 10:56:47 PM PST by decal ("Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing")
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To: decal; Slings and Arrows

"Fjordplay"

Or how about "Funkytown"...


30 posted on 12/14/2006 11:02:40 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Fjunkytown?


31 posted on 12/14/2006 11:10:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("[Neturei Karta] are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism." --Alouette)
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To: kingattax

We, the residents of Fjuckby, hereby petition for the new name Hotnastyfreaksex.


32 posted on 12/15/2006 6:15:23 AM PST by Lazamataz (That's the spirit.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sure, why not?


33 posted on 12/15/2006 6:48:19 AM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Lazamataz

ROTFLMAO...


34 posted on 12/15/2006 6:56:32 AM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: kingattax; Slings and Arrows; Happygal; Colosis

hehe, there's a town in Co. Donegal Ireland called 'Bruckless', I passed through that town once, and saw a sign for the town where the 'B' got somewhat worn.....

:-P


35 posted on 12/15/2006 3:09:20 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Lazamataz

Or Pokeitwithapointystick? :-P


36 posted on 12/15/2006 3:11:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Buy them some Buckfast.


37 posted on 12/15/2006 5:40:37 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("[Neturei Karta] are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism." --Alouette)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's in Sweden, not Wales.


38 posted on 12/15/2006 5:41:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("[Neturei Karta] are the Westboro Baptist Church of Judaism." --Alouette)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

There is a townsland in Wexford called Bastardstown....and wait for it...it's right next to Horetown!!!

I kid you not! :)


39 posted on 12/15/2006 6:13:51 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: Happygal

I believe you! ;)


40 posted on 12/15/2006 6:23:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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