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Posted on 12/14/2006 10:15:09 AM PST by Armedanddangerous
Santa Claus always creeped me out when I was small.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: santaclaus; scaredofsanta
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Santa Claus always creeped me out when I was small. I guess I wasn't the only one..am I? This is something funny for a thursday.
http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?index=1
To: Armedanddangerous
Why people do this to their kids I will never know. I hear from parents that they love the crying kid/santa pictures. They make me cringe.
Sorry I just couldn't make my kids hysterical for my own personal gratification.
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posted on
12/14/2006 10:22:40 AM PST
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: Armedanddangerous
For me it was clowns...they alwyas creeped me out and they still do....I shutter
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posted on
12/14/2006 10:25:36 AM PST
by
Kimmers
To: Armedanddangerous
Try this here
LINK.
Parents should prepare their kiddies for the moment. Sit on Santa's lap quietly, hug him, and whisper in his ear "Slip me a twenty, you old pervert, or I'll tell Mom you pinched me."
Well, it worked for me.
To: Armedanddangerous
These are great, thanks for posting! Some of the Santas look pretty darn scary.
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posted on
12/14/2006 11:33:02 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around)
To: Armedanddangerous
from BAD SANTA
Willie (Billy Bob Thornton) as a mall Santa:
Willie: I said, "Next," g--damn it! This is not the DMV!
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Watching Boy: [stares at Willie] I saw you at another mall.
Willie: Well, I'm happy for you.
Watching Boy: If you really are Santa, you could do magic.
Willie: [whispers] Wanna see some magic? OK, let's watch you disappear!
[shoves him away]
and John Waters has said that Dept. Store Santas are
perfect jobs for drunks (see "Bad Santa" or...
pedophiles (eww!)
To: Armedanddangerous
Drunk santa
America's Most Wanted Santa
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
Another crazy santa thread :)
To: MotleyGirl70
I post this every year about this time..This is the third year, and they always seem to add new pictures.
I guess Im a little demented, but this amuses me to no end.
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posted on
12/14/2006 12:20:07 PM PST
by
Armedanddangerous
(Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
To: Armedanddangerous
What's going on here!? Did Santa hide an elf in pants. Yikes.
To: MotleyGirl70
Lord Have Mercy...would you looook at that..
To: MotleyGirl70
It looks like those two should be starting every statement with "According to Meghan's Law I am required by the state to inform you ......"
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posted on
12/14/2006 3:31:08 PM PST
by
Dmitry Vukicevich
(Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
To: MotleyGirl70
Looks like Santa's Depends weren't dependable.
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posted on
12/14/2006 3:31:59 PM PST
by
Dmitry Vukicevich
(Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
To: MotleyGirl70
Why you frivolous poster you. lol Love the new page.
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posted on
12/14/2006 3:33:59 PM PST
by
Dmitry Vukicevich
(Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
12/14/2006 3:36:27 PM PST
by
Sue Perkick
(Just a water spider on the pond of life.)
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
Hi there! Fancy meeting you here stranger ;)
"According to Meghan's Law I am required by the state to inform you ......"
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
Thank you. Do you like the pictures of the tigers?
To: MotleyGirl70
I love the big cats among many other things.
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posted on
12/14/2006 6:22:28 PM PST
by
Dmitry Vukicevich
(Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
12/14/2006 6:23:19 PM PST
by
Dmitry Vukicevich
(Vegetarian: Indian Lingo for lousy hunter)
To: Dmitry Vukicevich
I love the big cats among many other things.You must mean you like my dancing MC Hammer :)
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