[N. Theknow]

My first question is how do you get stopped once and charged twice with drunk driving? My second question is was Fred Smoot with him?

Officer: Sir, I am giving you a ticket for a 306 - driving under the influence.

Drunk Driver: Well, you better make it a 612 cause I'm coming right back.

[dblshot]

"The officer clocked him driving 63 mph in a 55-mph zone and crossing over lane lines without signaling on numerous occasions."

That describes 98% of the drivers in Houston.