Stop trying to pretend like you know me. I don't know why you keep jumping in and act like *I'm* the one being an ass but I'm not. I congratulated Phil back when he told ME...apparently a full week before YOU found out and maybe that's what you're so pissed about. That's not my fault. You're the one being rude, not me. Phil's a big boy and he can speak for himself.
Okay, gals, stop it now. It's not worth fighting over.
Actually, Maximus_Ridiculousness was the first person I told, but that's beside the point.
Okay, I can speak for myself, and in doing so, I've decided to say "Don't fight! Stop the violence! Can't we all just get along?" And stuff to that effect.