[IN Farm Girl]

Must suck to be Deputy Lee Ann Ellingwood.

Do not read this if you are eating. You have been given fair warning.

[wallcrawlr]

your warning shouldve been at the beginning of the story

[cripplecreek]

Well I hope the Nesquik didn't end up back on the shelf.

[jdm]

At least she didn't have a "guitard-on"

Owner: Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants

[Sax]

Plus

Equals = Evidence

[SoothingDave]

Police ultimately found a potato peeler, ice cream scoop, a set of measuring spoons, a pair of cake decorating gel tubes and six Rollo candy bars on Dwiggins.

“It’s been really frustrating,” said Law, who’s owned the Lapel store for about four years and has managed the Frankton Bauer’s for nearly a decade. “It’s very irritating. Yesterday’s incident was just the icing on the cake.”

Literally.

[LongElegantLegs]

Once at the Madison County Jail, Deputy Lee Ann Ellingwood was given the task of removing the Nesquik, which Dwiggins had placed in her crotch, according to court documents.

Um...Nesquik comes in a square package, doesn't it? how exactly did that fit?