[LongElegantLegs]

Once at the Madison County Jail, Deputy Lee Ann Ellingwood was given the task of removing the Nesquik, which Dwiggins had placed in her crotch, according to court documents.

Um...Nesquik comes in a square package, doesn't it? how exactly did that fit?

[Cyclopean Squid]

Um...Nesquik comes in a square package, doesn't it? how exactly did that fit?

She's a gal with loose, um, morals.

[SoothingDave]

Um...Nesquik comes in a square package, doesn't it? how exactly did that fit?

It says in her crotch, not in her, ahem, innermost secrets.

My reading is that the cops were in no way going to put there hands down a woman's pants, so they hauled her to the closest lady cop to do the honors.