We can make diesel out of javelinas........
Man, you are the McGyver of Diesel! I can see it now:
*car runs out of diesel fuel in Arizona"
Wife: "Red, honey, we're out of gas."
Red Badger: "Alright, I'm gonna need a rubber band and two paper clips. That'll get us home...once I use them to kill a javelina and top off the tank."