Talk about a nasty tail wind!
3rd posting? or is it 4th?
Again?
You forgot the Darwin alert!
"This is a job for 'SUPER-LIB"!! Most recently, SUPER-LIB saved NYC from the evils of trans fats! Literally hundreds of thousands of lives will be saved as a result of forcing restaurants to re-create thousands of recipes and remove all trans fats! Now, SUPER-LIB has a new daunting task...to remove any and all foods from air liners menus that could cause flatulence! Beans, popcorn, barbecue et al MUST BE REMOVED...NOW! "Please hurry SUPER-LIB, hurry"! (sarc)
Well you know what they say, "It isn't the crime that gets you, Its the cover up"
Flatulent passenger blows out airplane window
Sucked into wild blue yonder
Talk about kicking in the afterburner!
This is getting bad. How many flights have been cancelled by this epidemic? Twenty in one day?
Was George Bush around? Or lil' Hugo?
(fixed)
seconds from disaster ping
Also known as a beef and bean buritto overload.
This is beyond absurd.
And then there is this:
Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061226/ap_on_fe_st/flatulence_fight
Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight Tue Dec 26, 4:19 PM ET
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.
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Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.
Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.
The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence.
Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.
"It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said.
Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order.
"He compounded his problems," Meyer said.
Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery.
Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office.
Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said.
"You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell."