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Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210 ^

Posted on 12/05/2006 1:36:47 PM PST by AUJenn

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning. American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.


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Oh my goodness....if I'd been diverted due to this clown, I'd be pretty ticked.
1 posted on 12/05/2006 1:36:48 PM PST by AUJenn
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Wow! This is the second one today!


2 posted on 12/05/2006 1:37:31 PM PST by RightWhale (RTRA DLQS GSCW)
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Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
  Posted by OldCorps
On General/Chat 12/05/2006 2:10:58 PM CST · 40 replies · 775+ views


WBIR ^ | 5 Dec 06 | SAMUEL SHU
Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning. American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said. The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches. The FBI...
 

Woman Under Fire After In-Flight Flatulence
  Posted by Abathar
On General/Chat 12/05/2006 10:24:45 AM CST · 34 replies · 654+ views


The Indy Channel ^ | December 5, 2006 | AP
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- What do you do if you pass embarrassing gas on an airplane? One woman found out what not to do. A Nashville International Airport spokeswoman said an American Airlines plane bound for Texas had to make an emergency landing Monday morning in Nashville after matches were lit in flight. The pilot said the concern was what passengers said they smelled inside the aircraft and that he did not feel it was safe to continue on. "About 6:30 this morning, an American Airlines pilot called the FAA tower reporting that passengers were smelling fumes like matches being struck...
 

3 posted on 12/05/2006 1:38:22 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Liberals: People whose relationship to reality appears to be somewhat tenuous.)
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My brother told me how he cleared out a small English pub one time with beer farts.

Stinky American!

LOL!


4 posted on 12/05/2006 1:38:54 PM PST by GourmetDan
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The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

Darn right. Keep your flatulent self off the plane!

5 posted on 12/05/2006 1:39:10 PM PST by SIDENET (Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
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Again, the headline is a lie. It was because someone lit matches. Any fire on any plane is a serious matter. The media had better stop farting around with misleading headlines.


6 posted on 12/05/2006 1:39:34 PM PST by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (Mainstream Media: Last gasp of a failed attempt to turn the USA into a socialist paradise.)
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To: RightWhale

Sorry, did not see any posted.


7 posted on 12/05/2006 1:39:38 PM PST by AUJenn
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Heaven help the person who has to drive her to her destination now.


8 posted on 12/05/2006 1:40:05 PM PST by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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Technically yes, but this..... Terror threat? Er, no ... it's B.O. (American Airlines Flight Diverted for Burning Matches) was from yesterday. So make it 3. (or is it 4 ?)
9 posted on 12/05/2006 1:41:48 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: Leftism is Mentally Deranged

LOL!


10 posted on 12/05/2006 1:42:34 PM PST by sarasota
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Stupid lady - she should have just opened a window!


11 posted on 12/05/2006 1:42:59 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: AUJenn

The search function is of variable utility.


12 posted on 12/05/2006 1:44:46 PM PST by RightWhale (RTRA DLQS GSCW)
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Again, the headline is a lie. It was because someone lit matches. Any fire on any plane is a serious matter. The media had better stop farting around with misleading headlines.

Maybe so, but it's still one of the best headlines I've ever read.

13 posted on 12/05/2006 1:44:58 PM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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This is gonna make a GREAT made-for-TV movie.

It could save Rosie O'Donnell's career.


14 posted on 12/05/2006 1:46:41 PM PST by kidd
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Good thing I am making spicy three-bean chili tonight AFTER (ironically) just returning from a business trip to Nashville. (As further evidence of good planning, tommorrow is a home office day).


15 posted on 12/05/2006 1:48:24 PM PST by neocon1984 (end the idiocy of post-modernism)
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Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

She should have dropped the matches after lighting them, not next to her seat of course .... while she was on the way out. How many people actually look down and inspect the walkway while they are deplaning?

16 posted on 12/05/2006 1:49:40 PM PST by Centurion2000 (If the Romans had nukes, Carthage would still be glowing.)
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That really stinks!


17 posted on 12/05/2006 1:49:43 PM PST by FMBass ("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
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something about this story doesn't pass the smell test... I mean it really stinks!


18 posted on 12/05/2006 1:50:45 PM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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"Looks like she picked the wrong day to quit Beano..."

19 posted on 12/05/2006 1:50:59 PM PST by LRS
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20 posted on 12/05/2006 1:51:59 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Who invented rock and roll hiccups?)
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