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How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store (HILARIOUS VIDEO!!)
Glumbert ^
 | 12/6/06
Posted on 12/05/2006 11:41:30 AM PST by areafiftyone
You just have to check out this video. It is hilarious! 
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To: areafiftyone
    I love the fact that the video shows the guy getting hit in the face with all those bottles.... twice. That was my favorite part!!!! 
 
LOL
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 1:23:14 PM PST
by 
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has been born.  Ronald Reagan)
 
To: areafiftyone
    Laughing till I hurt. That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...
 
To: areafiftyone
    Ah, yes, more evidence that criminals are not the brightest people on the planet.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 1:49:31 PM PST
by 
Tired of Taxes
(That's taxes, not Texas.  I have no beef with TX.  NJ has the highest property taxes in the nation.)
 
To: areafiftyone
    This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 1:54:58 PM PST
by 
BeHoldAPaleHorse
(Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
 
To: Billthedrill
    That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime... LOL... Yep. Time to seriously consider a different line of work.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 1:58:16 PM PST
by 
Ramius
([sip])
 
To: areafiftyone
    This is funny every time I see it. 
 
For some reason, I get the biggest laugh when I see him trolling around the store with the shopping cart. Like a good little shopper!
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 1:59:20 PM PST
by 
Silly
(Still being... Silly)
 
To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
    This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.I initially thought the same thing, but where the hell would they find some fat dumbass to do those stunts on purpose?
The two falls inside the store are really really hard and painful looking. He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 2:04:00 PM PST
by 
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
 
To: dead
    He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!After making sure there's plenty of padding underneath. 
He should've bled out from that fall on the wine bottles at the end.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 2:05:30 PM PST
by 
BeHoldAPaleHorse
(Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
 
To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
    It looked to me like a digital zoom, since when it pans or zooms the quality and resolution goes to pot, like something done afterwards by editing original recordings.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 2:23:47 PM PST
by 
Sax
 
To: dighton; areafiftyone; Larry Lucido; Billthedrill; Senator Bedfellow; martin_fierro
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posted on 
12/05/2006 3:33:33 PM PST
by 
aculeus
 
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To: areafiftyone
    I think this video was staged.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 4:44:47 PM PST
by 
SamAdams76
(14 days away from outliving Billie Holiday)
 
To: TheMom; humblegunner
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posted on 
12/05/2006 4:54:27 PM PST
by 
Eaker
(You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
 
To: TheStickman
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posted on 
12/05/2006 5:36:20 PM PST
by 
visualops
(artlife.us)
 
To: Eaker
    That dude is resilient.
 I'd have hurt myself on the third fall.
 I never mastered landing on my back on a bed of bottles in thug school.
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posted on 
12/05/2006 5:55:37 PM PST
by 
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
 
To: areafiftyone
    Cash from the machine = $350
Finding out that drop ceiling tile wont hold your fat ass = 50 experience points
Falling 12 feet onto your head...twice = 500 experience points
Free smokes while cops laugh at you and millions enjoy it worldwide = Priceless
 
To: areafiftyone
    Oh, just damn! He had to have been drunk or really stoned.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 8:06:23 PM PST
by 
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
 
To: areafiftyone
    Someone doesn't know when to say when.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 8:13:05 PM PST
by 
Nachoman
(Just because you're a kook doesn't mean there isn't a conspiracy.)
 
To: areafiftyone
    Well, you can call this guy many things, but you can't call him a quitter.
 
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posted on 
12/05/2006 10:45:01 PM PST
by 
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
 
To: diamond6; Letaka
    This was funny. I can't believe anyone is that stupid and walking around free. (well, he's not free now, i hope, but was then)
 
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posted on 
12/06/2006 3:10:13 AM PST
by 
Shimmer128
( My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
 
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