[WayzataJOHNN]

I just can't bear
to see the wear
upon that poor old bear
off on a workout tear

Struggle to bend
weight somewhere else to send
if only he could manage to tend
to the pounds that pend

Slim the waist and that big butt too
keep them down oh please do
or that ice'll collapse you'll have to sue
cut the carbs or for you its the zoo

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ahpun....