[Soaring Feather]

I've rolled and rolled my fat around
I've stretched my legs most profound
I've huffed and puffed like an old wolf
I've laid back-most relaxed
and found the water cold below
most tempting to a Polar Bear, you know.

I've tried and tried to lift this fat
from this ice and that is that!
The weight in my behind, it's clear, is detrimental
for this Polar Bear.

A diet is out of the question
I need this blubber, not to mention
those sweet berries in the Spring,
makes a Polar Bear's heart sing!
Juicy fresh salmon hors d'oeuvres
crispy crackers with cream cheese
all choice picking from the dumps
add pounds and pounds to my rump!

Well, where to end this corpulent posey
without getting way to nosey
Or chatter on about the size
of this Polar Bear's buttocks and thighs!

Soaring Feather~01.21.07

[Lady Jag]

Well, where to end this corpulent posey
without getting way to nosey
Or chatter on about the size
of this Polar Bear's buttocks and thighs!

The whole poem is a treasure!! Brava!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I am rolling on the floor after reading....

I've tried and tried to lift this fat
from this ice and that is that!
The weight in my behind, it's clear, is detrimental
for this Polar Bear.

This is too funny.....the muse at work.