Hey, I had another crazy person talk to me the other day in Walmart. I saw her...she looked crazy, all dressed up strange, talking to herself...I leaned down and whispered to Matthew "You watch, a crazy person is going to come over and start talking to me."
She made a bee-line for me, sis...I kid you not. She came right up to me and said something. It didn't make any sense, I just nodded and smiled and strolled off. Looked back and saw her talking to a trash can in the Subway (that's located in the Walmart).
Matthew was like "How did you know she was going to talk to you??"
I asked him "Did she make any sense to you?" because I was wondering if maybe I just couldn't hear her well, she was mumbling. Matthew said he couldn't understand her either.
May I mumble dogface to the banana patch?