Heh...last night, we were watching Solent Green. There's a part in the movie where a big scooping machine slams down on top of a guy and smashes him, making a mess.
Joshua said "Ewww!! Is that blood?"
Matthew calmly replied "No, it's Solent Grease".
Interesting...but I too would have to say "Ewww."
:-) Mrsnad