Joshua sat on a pencil. Hard. Got him pretty good under his right cheek. A stab/scratch combo.
3 inches to the left and I would've been calling 911.
He seems fine now...I feel like I'm gonna be sick. I kid you not, I feel absolutely sick.
At least it didn't involve spittle. :~)
ouch
Ouch!! Bless his, ahem, heart. ;o)