You can leave it with me, I don't believe in the Rapture anyway.
Heh! I had a sister-in-law that didn't even believe in God at all! I got a pound of Haiwain Kona coffee for Christmas and I "almost" told her that in case of Rapture, be sure she got that coffee out, because it would be ashame if it went to waste.
LOL!!
Well, she split...not my sister-in-law anymore. And the Kona is long gone. I made the last pot the last time I saw my father-in-law, during his last visit to our house before he died.