Posted on 12/01/2006 9:11:57 AM PST by beansox
An open letter to the Dixie Chicks
Here are eight things you might consider if you want '07 to be better than your last coupla years
Hello, girls. How are y'all? Well, never mind. We all know how you're doing. Pretty lousy, huh?
We know the last few years have been tough for ya, that it's been heartbreaking to see a lot of your fans turn their backs, burn your records, toss you aside like you're Billy Gilman.
Nat, we know you didn't really mean that you hate the U.S. or our troops when you said what you said about the president in 2003.
We thought this mess would blow over, that y'all would be back on top of the world and the charts in no time. We're pretty shocked that the country music community is still holding a grudge, still not playing your music on the radio, still not buying your concert tickets, still grinding axes.
That's why we'd like to offer you, a few days before your tour-closing show in Dallas, a handful of advice for getting your career back on track. Maybe if you listen to us, 2K7 will bring you better days, not more hate mail.
Love, Star Time
1. Play a show for U.S. troops. This may be more dangerous for y'all than driving through certain parts of Iraq in a convertible, but you could play face to face to what might possibly be your toughest audience -- and you could clear the air, let them know that you're thinking about them, that the last thing you wanted to do was minimize what they're doing for us. This would be your opportunity to prove to everyone -- the U.S., the world, yourselves -- that you care, which we believe y'all do. The White House awaits.
2. Do a truck commercial. You can't really get any more American than doing a Like a Rock-like commercial for Ford, Chevy or Dodge. Just don't do it for Honda. Their new trucks are u-g-l-y. And, to be honest, y'all would look pretty hot behind the wheel of a Dodge Ram. Vroom!
3. Three words: Get over it. Three more words: At least try. We're sure it's been hard to deal with the backlash -- the name-calling, the back-turning, the flaming copies of Home. But you know what? What happened, happened. There's no going back, no changing time, no changing people's minds. So quit going on talk shows and adding fuel to the flames by being angry and defensive and unforgiving; leave that to your critics.
4. Ditch Rick Rubin and the whole rock 'n' roll-is-our-new-home deal. You may think that the rock community is a better place for ya, with its more liberal-minded artists and open-minded attitudes. But you're not exactly burning up the rock charts, are ya? And having Rubin, best known for working with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Beastie Boys, doesn't seem to have bumped your sales up. We're all for trying on new hats and everything, but the mingling of the Dixie Chicks and rock 'n' roll, in our opinion at least, makes about as much sense as Toby Keith wearing a white suit. Oh, sorry -- didn't mean to mention Toby!
5. Next time, get a better opening act.
Not that we have anything against pop-rocker Pete Yorn, who's opening for ya here, but what an odd choice as a touring partner. What about your old pal country rocker Joe Ely? Remember when he opened for y'all at the Tarrant County Convention Center a few years ago and leveled the place? Having him on the bill, no doubt, sold a few tickets. Your old touring mate Willie Nelson would probably do it again -- he'll do just about anything. Aussie country singer Kasey Chambers would be fantastic, too, and not a bad draw. But Yorn? That just reeks of who-are-we-gonna-get-to-open-for-us? desperation.
6. Sing the national anthem at the next Super Bowl. Talk about an I-love-America statement. You did this once, at Super Bowl XXXVII in '03. And America loved you. Better hurry, before they hire Kid Rock to do this one. And if the Super Bowl is not available, there's always the Fort Worth Cats.
7. Do a club tour. Lots of onetime arena-headliners do this, to get them back in touch with their fans. At least that's what they say. Usually, it just means that they can't headline arenas anymore. But this would be a good time for y'all to hear what your fans have to say, to hear their thoughts, in person - not by e-mail or death threat.
8. Get back to being the Dixie Chicks. "Shut up and play." It's not the nicest way to say that you need to go back to focusing on your music, but you get the point. In kinder words, re-evaluate what's important to you - music or politics. What was important to us, the people who've stuck by your side from Day One, was that your music offered an escape from what you're now throwing in our faces. Your music was fun and meaningful and insightful and smart and sexy and clever and sad and emotionally intense and everything that music should be. You were the best at taking us away, to lands of new romance, busted hearts, rowdy barrooms, romantic bedrooms, the backs of cars, the fronts of churches. We sang along, and related so well, when you played your songs about running away or into someone's arms. We could listen to you when someone hurt or healed us, left us in the rain or discovered us in the summer. You touched more than nerves; you touched lives. Your music was us. And we really, really miss that.
- Malcolm Mayhew
An open letter to the Chickswith Dix: Just play pop-country music, 'cause you're not good at much else, and not even great at *that*.
"We're pretty shocked that the country music community is still holding a grudge, still not playing your music on the radio, still not buying your concert tickets, still grinding axes."
No, you are not. The Bitchy Sticks have not shut up about that incident since it happened. THEY are keeping it alive. And liberal wastoids like you are keeping it alive. The attacks on their fan-base and country music in general don't help either.
They could have been big enough people to say, "Hey, sorry about that. Maybe that wasn't appropriate." Bot nooooo.
They must have the record for the longest pity party! But hey, that fat little chubby one is kind of cute! LOL!
wht bother? chuck the fixie dicks?
Admit you were wrong. Apologise, and mean it. None of the usual "we're sorry if anyone was offended" crap.
Actually, it's too late now. Instead, I offer my own friendly suggestions for activities for the Dixie Chicks during the Christmas season which might have a higher probability of success:
1. Meditate on a clock till the time runs backward.
2. Work on getting the sand in an hourglass to run back into the top section without flipping it.
3. Put toothpaste back into a tube.
You must rread this review of ther movie.. its scathing!!! I may post it on its own thread...but here ya go...
"'Shut Up and Sing'
Dixie Chicks refuse to leave well enough alone in candid documentary
Friday, December 01, 2006
By John Hayes, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Fans support Natalie Maines and the Dixie Chicks.
Click photo for larger image.
I see the author is a stupid cow.
There Malcolm, didn't that make you want to run right out and buy something from me? Of course it didn't, nobody wants to hang out with people who take every chance they have to insult you.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1747013/posts
Check out this article!
Thanks for that.
There have been a number of country singers who have crossed over but they build onto their existing fan base rather then try to destroy it.
I used to think they were just ignorant, now rocks are laughing at how dumb they are.
You are very welcome.
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