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There is nothing more beautiful than a lawsuit against a personal injury lie-yar.
1 posted on 12/01/2006 7:16:23 AM PST by OldCorps
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To: OldCorps

.....sounds like an episode of "Boston Legal".....


2 posted on 12/01/2006 7:18:41 AM PST by cyberaxe (((.....does this mean I'm kewl now?.....)))
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To: OldCorps

this has been tried before and thrown out of court. There is a reasonable level of expected risk while playing and players take that risk.


4 posted on 12/01/2006 7:21:45 AM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: OldCorps

This ball, with my name on it, was not hit by me on the day that I was playing golf two holes behind the injured golfer on that day. He can't prove it was me. There is expected risk anyway. So if it was me, which it was not, then he accepted that he could be struck in the head as common knowledge when he decided to play golf that day.

In fact, the injured golfer should retain my services and we will together sue the golf course for not providing helmets and armour for an obviously dangerous sport.

...my cut will only be 40% of our winnings.


6 posted on 12/01/2006 7:29:47 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (No to nitwit jesters with a predisposition of self importance and unqualified political opinions!)
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To: OldCorps

I'm sure the lawyer is well insured. It's interesting, though, that the firm's name was on the ball. Does that mean the firm is liable as well?


9 posted on 12/01/2006 7:35:33 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: OldCorps

"I didn't do it. How is he going to prove I did it?"




Hope he preserved the ball, and did not ruin the fingerprints.


11 posted on 12/01/2006 7:38:19 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: OldCorps
"This gives lawyers a bad name when they take cases like this. It's embarrassing to my profession."

The teacher asked the class what their daddies do. Those who could reported a mixed collection of jobs. Finally, the teacher asked little Susie.

"My daddy plays piano in a brothel!" she reported to general laughter.

After class, her teacher asked, "Susie, your daddy really doesn't do that, does he?"

"No," says Suzie. "He's really a personal injury lawyer, but we're embarassed to tell anyone!"

13 posted on 12/01/2006 7:48:37 AM PST by 50sDad (I respect other religions by allowing them the right to worship. But they still are wrong.)
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To: OldCorps

The lawyer guy says he was part of a foursome. OK then, bring all 4 into the courtroom and see how many perjurors they have. One of those 4 seen that golf ball hit that guy.


15 posted on 12/01/2006 7:58:56 AM PST by moonman (`)
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