Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Here's the full text of her letter. Unbelievable.
"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.
"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.
"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..
"Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.
"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.
"I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.
"The point is, he made a difference.
"He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
"So every day when you wake up.
"Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.
"The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.
"Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.
"Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.
"When we shouldn't..... '
"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.
"If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
God Bless, peace and love always.
Thank You,
"BE ADEQUITE"
Lindsay Lohan
If you haven't yet seen it (the original Lohan letter), check out 81. I think I posted it adequitely. ;)
I'll believe it when I see it. ;-)
Sure is, as well as the fact that she's had a Brazilian wax.
That's the 12st time I've read it. To call it hilarious in my heart and of those of legend who have is just not adequite.
mad trim alert
LOL!!
Back in the day, ladies attended charm school to learn how...to be ladies. This included stuff like how to properly sit in a chair, and how to properly get in and out of a car.
If Spears, Lohan, and Hilton knew how to do those things properly, you wouldn't even see their underwear...if they were wearing any.
I can understand Britney never learning these things. But Paris has no excuse. Her family is literally made out of money.
(sniffle) How inspiring.
LOL! Literally.
The letter truly is a triumph of nonsense, trampling on millions of souls. ;)
Isn't it uplifting? ;)
Regardless, they aren't behaving the way they do just to spite religious FReepers. And nothing is gained when posters call them names just to make a statement about how much holier the poster is. Anger at celebrities usually masks envy.
Yes, she does. Amazing voice.
I think they are all funny, and I thank them for amusing me with all their messed up antics.
Yeah, no kidding. They are just naturally idiotic skanks.
You can compassion all over them if you wanna, but famous or not, stupid ho-bags get no sympathy from me.
I thought the hairless look was so last year and just for porn starts anyway.
good advice from mother :D
Thankfully I'm home and here to offer a feminine critique :D
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