Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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I'm guessing they are not discussing rocket science.
BTW, did you hear that Peter Murphy is a convert to Islam?
The former Mrs. Federline clearly had terrible parents herself...She is replicating what she was taught at home.
Her children come from two full generations, at least, of criminally incompetent parenting.<<<<<<<<<<<
True, indeed. Somehow it seems like it would be worse for boys having a bimbo mom, seems like it would ruin any chances for healthy relationships later on. OTOH, having a no-account Dad for a male role model is no piece of cake, either. That they procreated is very sad.
Spears' father turned up on a plastic surgery show as the cook for one of the featured doctors in their mansion, so at least he has a paying job that is a notch up from wannabe rapper, as in the case of her husband.
Regards, Ivan
"Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?"
In case of an accident...
"Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?"
In case of an accident...
Just love self destruction of celebs
You can take the girl out of the trailer.............
I saw Christina Aguilera sing Steppin' Out With My Baby in a duet with Tony Bennett. She has more talent in her pinky than all these Bimbos combined and that includes Madonna.
She does have a gift for understatement, if little else.
I stand in awe. Full mouth-agape blinky-blinky amazement. It's almost perfect craftsmanship of an incoherent word salad.
She has only a rudimentary interpretive feel, however (compare her to Norah Jones, who has a weaker voice but much more accomplished phrasing).
And her choice of material is terrible - she records good material purely by accident every once in a great while.
She also needs to realize that melisma isn't everything.
She looks like a crack ho
Did she mean to have that look?
The thing with Christina is, she took someones advice and removed those 300 or so piercings she had in her body..took a nice long hot shower with a lot of soap and learned to dress more or less like an adult.
She can actually sing too..
I just noticed that Hot Air linked to Lindsay Lohan's original letter. It was published in USA Today.
Lohan sends her condolences to Altman's family
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-11-21-lindsay-statement_x.htm
That is just such a classic lump of misused phrases and garbled syntax signifying absolutely nothing. It parody proof.
Ewwww! You can't be series.
OMG that picture is revolting. If she thinks she's flattering herself, she's sorely mistaken.
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