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3 Bimbos Of The Apocalypse: No Clue, No Cares, No Underwear (Spears, Lohan, Hilton)
NY Post ^ | November 29, 2006 | Maureen Callahan

Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead

Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.

Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.

In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.

After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.

Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...

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To: dead
but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode.

I'm guessing they are not discussing rocket science.

61 posted on 11/29/2006 9:06:25 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Afghan protest - "Death to Dog Washers!")
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To: MadIvan
No, Ivan, Altman did indeed leave us with a legend that we all have the ability to do. With great muchness.

BTW, did you hear that Peter Murphy is a convert to Islam?

62 posted on 11/29/2006 9:08:14 AM PST by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: dead
Trollop Trilogy...
63 posted on 11/29/2006 9:09:21 AM PST by johnny7 ("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
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To: wideawake

The former Mrs. Federline clearly had terrible parents herself...She is replicating what she was taught at home.
Her children come from two full generations, at least, of criminally incompetent parenting.<<<<<<<<<<<

True, indeed. Somehow it seems like it would be worse for boys having a bimbo mom, seems like it would ruin any chances for healthy relationships later on. OTOH, having a no-account Dad for a male role model is no piece of cake, either. That they procreated is very sad.

Spears' father turned up on a plastic surgery show as the cook for one of the featured doctors in their mansion, so at least he has a paying job that is a notch up from wannabe rapper, as in the case of her husband.


64 posted on 11/29/2006 9:14:50 AM PST by Mjaye
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To: wideawake
I heard he was living in Turkey. I didn't realise he had become one.

Regards, Ivan

65 posted on 11/29/2006 9:15:12 AM PST by MadIvan (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Callahan

"Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?"


In case of an accident...



66 posted on 11/29/2006 9:16:36 AM PST by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: Callahan

"Why wear them if you're just gonna lose them?"


In case of an accident...



67 posted on 11/29/2006 9:16:39 AM PST by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: dead

Just love self destruction of celebs


68 posted on 11/29/2006 9:16:53 AM PST by My Favorite Headache ("Head-On...Apply Directly To The Forehead, Head-On...Apply Directly To The Forehead")
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To: Lizavetta

You can take the girl out of the trailer.............


69 posted on 11/29/2006 9:17:52 AM PST by My Favorite Headache ("Head-On...Apply Directly To The Forehead, Head-On...Apply Directly To The Forehead")
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To: BaBaStooey

I saw Christina Aguilera sing Steppin' Out With My Baby in a duet with Tony Bennett. She has more talent in her pinky than all these Bimbos combined and that includes Madonna.


70 posted on 11/29/2006 9:18:24 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Republican Red
I am lucky enough to of been able to work...

She does have a gift for understatement, if little else.

I stand in awe. Full mouth-agape blinky-blinky amazement. It's almost perfect craftsmanship of an incoherent word salad.

71 posted on 11/29/2006 9:23:59 AM PST by Ramius ([sip])
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To: massgopguy
Aguilera has raw vocal talent.

She has only a rudimentary interpretive feel, however (compare her to Norah Jones, who has a weaker voice but much more accomplished phrasing).

And her choice of material is terrible - she records good material purely by accident every once in a great while.

She also needs to realize that melisma isn't everything.

72 posted on 11/29/2006 9:24:16 AM PST by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Lizavetta

She looks like a crack ho

Did she mean to have that look?


73 posted on 11/29/2006 9:36:11 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: massgopguy

The thing with Christina is, she took someones advice and removed those 300 or so piercings she had in her body..took a nice long hot shower with a lot of soap and learned to dress more or less like an adult.

She can actually sing too..


74 posted on 11/29/2006 9:40:08 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: dead

I just noticed that Hot Air linked to Lindsay Lohan's original letter. It was published in USA Today.

Lohan sends her condolences to Altman's family
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-11-21-lindsay-statement_x.htm


75 posted on 11/29/2006 9:48:20 AM PST by Republican Red (if you don't want to root for the home team then get the hell out of the stadium)
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To: Republican Red

That is just such a classic lump of misused phrases and garbled syntax signifying absolutely nothing. It parody proof.


76 posted on 11/29/2006 9:55:19 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: All
Not exactly the "Three Graces."



It appears that Paris Hilton's "marriage" is as much flimsy excuse as the rest of her outfits.
77 posted on 11/29/2006 9:59:57 AM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: dead
Gotta love the NY Post. When they get it, they get it.
78 posted on 11/29/2006 10:19:02 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Tzimisce

Ewwww! You can't be series.


79 posted on 11/29/2006 10:20:56 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: evets

OMG that picture is revolting. If she thinks she's flattering herself, she's sorely mistaken.


80 posted on 11/29/2006 10:46:59 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
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