Posted on 11/29/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by dead
Three girls, increasingly famous for making spectacularly bad choices, marshaling their collective brain power to navigate the booths and banquettes at Hyde or Spider Club or wherever it is they're drinking it off on any given night.
Paris Hilton, her frenemy Lindsay Lohan, and newly separated Britney Spears: three party girls without a care (babies? what babies?), a high tolerance for alcohol, or a good publicist.
In the past week, Spears - who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home - has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan). A quick study, Spears - long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all - has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere. Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully beg for them to leave you alone.
After dumping Kevin Federline, Spears seemed like she was on the upswing: She cut her hair. She looked like she was bathing regularly. She celebrated her separation with some wholesome ice-skating at Rockefeller Center and even more wholesome shopping - for chunky sweaters and beanie caps! - at the Gap. She started recording her comeback album, working late nights at the Sony studios in Manhattan.
Then she took off for a Vegas weekend, where she reconnected with old friend Hilton, and then Lindsay Lohan started angling to get in on this power clique, which she eventually did, and now all is well and the trio go clubbing every night, smoking and drinking and having dance-offs. Surely they talk to each other too, but trying to guess what their conversations sound like is enough to make anyone's head explode...
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I wish I had Britney's body, c-section scars and all. She's in really good shape.
I thought Peyser wrote this *lol*
what goes through your head to think "hey, this is a gret thread for that picture I saved?"
Really, why is it acceptable to post that?
Humor?
what's funny about it?
The picture explains itself. Some find it funny, some don't.
I guess you don't.
I think it's offensive on a bazillion different levels, and although you wouldn't know FR was a conservative website - I have no idea why you would think it's funny when the intent is clearly making fun of people - I'm not sure why they would pose for the picture, but your attitude is clear in why you're posting it. It's shameful and ugly on your part.
I hate to tell you but that picture has been floating around on FR for years, I didn't "find" it anywhere other than FR.
I was responding to a poster who said he likes meat on his women, hence I posted a picture of meaty women to be funny. That is just as much a part of FR as anything else that goes on here.
Sorry if my attempt at humor failed your standards, but you can't please everybody.
oh good, since others have posted it, you should keep posting it. Also, don't be sorry for being offensive, be sorry that someone else doesn't stoop to your humor level.
Who knows what any of us would have done had we been in their shoes at that age. It's an age when people do a lot of stupid things.
Oh, I'm not at all sorry about being offensive, I'm just sorry there are so many people who are so easily offended (actually I'm not sorry for that either, I merely pity them).
Be careful, it's a long drop off your high horse!
Have a nice day!
So do many of the people who profess to "hate" her. On some level they are envious of her physical attributes and social status, so they resort to name-calling.
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Really Funny thread! That C-section pic is the icing on the cake. I'm drinking an Alka-Seltzer as I type.
Doable.
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