[Brujo]

Transgendered Deer Murdered by NRA Member -- Boston Globe

Shouldn't that start with "Peaceful ..." or "Innocent ..." or something like that?

[GrandEagle]

How is this:
A peaceful Transgendered Deer was murdered today while nursing young by a vicious, blood thirsty, homophobic NRA Member. Authorities say they have never witnessed such a hate crime and will seek the death penalty.