[GrandEagle]

How is this:
A peaceful Transgendered Deer was murdered today while nursing young by a vicious, blood thirsty, homophobic NRA Member. Authorities say they have never witnessed such a hate crime and will seek the death penalty.

[Brujo]

A peaceful Transgendered Deer was murdered today while nursing young by a vicious, blood thirsty, homophobic NRA Member. Authorities say they have never witnessed such a hate crime and will seek the death penalty.

Excellent. I think you got the essential details. Well, you did leave out the religious angle, but that could be used in a follow-up article. I sense a Pulitzer in your future ...