Of course not.... And when we see you and your 'neighbor' in the back yard; I'll just tell my kid:
"That guy is choking and his friend is giving him the heimlich maneuver...." Wink, wink....
You're obviously just being contrarian for the fun of demonstrating your skill at being an annoying asshole. Congradulations, in three posts I've had enough of your crap, thus proving you are indeed a highly skilled annoying asshole. Bye bye, have a nice life sometime.