Paris Hilton Makes Herself Sick [ pukes on stage while trying to lip sync ]

andPOP ^ | November 23, 2006 | unattributed

[SunkenCiv]

Looks like critics and the general public aren't the only ones who get sick when they listen to Paris Hilton sing.

MSNBC reports that Hilton herself was physically ill while performing one of her songs on stage in Las Vegas after Jay Z performed.

"Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming," wrote singer Joshua Radin, who was sitting next to the heiress during Jay Z's set, on his MySpace blog.

Hilton didn't comment on the incident.

[SunkenCiv]

The good news is she'll be able to afford to pay for the expensive AIDS drugs.

There's an old Arab saying, "man fears Time, but Time fears the pyramids"...

[SunkenCiv]

Stupid Spoiled Whore alert!

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? The whore does everyone at the party, the bitch does everyone but you. ;')

[Cobra64]

[SunkenCiv]

I'm sure that blood cells from an alcohol-abuse-induced ulcer counts as solids...

[Silly]

Charmed. I guess her finishing school was burned down.

[SunkenCiv]

Spot the similarities:

No personality? No need for a job?

[SunkenCiv]

:'D Unassociated parts, stiched together... yeah, it definitely works...

[SunkenCiv]

The difference between Paris Hilton and the Paris Hilton is, the latter won't throw a phone at your head.

[SunkenCiv]

Charmed. I guess her finishing school was burned down.

Hey, she was out of town when that happened...

[SunkenCiv]

Heh.. you're pickin' up what I'm layin' down.

[SunkenCiv]

It would take Jerry Lee Lewis setting his piano on fire.

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, it could have been 5 O'Clock...

[SunkenCiv]

I had eight responses before I reloaded "My Comments". :'D

[Dan Evans]

Her parents must be proud. Even Europeans elitist must have some standards for their own children.

Are her parents European? Conrad Hilton was an American.

[AntiGuv]

No, her parents are Californian, which is nearly the same thing..

[SunkenCiv]

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Paris Hilton: What's she smoking?

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[Maceman]

I've decided I'm going to be the coolest goth nonconformist and state that I now like Paris Hilton. I hope she finds a path in life that makes her very happy.

I think the Christian thing to do would be to feel sadness for her, and to pray that she gets off the path she's taken and find her way.

She is obviously a very troubled kid who got unlimited money and no love.

I don't think that's a trade any decent parents would wish on their own kids.

[SunkenCiv]

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Paris Hilton had difficulty walking after a crazy night in Hollywood yesterday, and needed help from her bodyguard to support her. Although I'm unfamiliar with the bodyguard rule that says you're supposed to lift a drunk woman by their breasts. [Image via JJB] -- posted January 10, 2006

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[Popman]

Are her parents European? Conrad Hilton was an American.

I have no idea what her national background is. The only thing I care to know about Paris Hilton is nothing

[mysterio]

Yes, I guess you're right. I don't really feel sad for her, because whatever is going on now is just part of her journey. I think she'll eventually pull out of it and use her fame for something good.