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1 posted on 11/24/2006 5:09:16 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

Perhaps it was just minor surgery. :^)


2 posted on 11/24/2006 5:12:13 AM PST by mkmensinger
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And the winner of today's Weird Person in the News award . . .

{opens envelope}

IT'S A THAI!

4 posted on 11/24/2006 5:13:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (They're always heavy favorites. Germans, next.)
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BANGKOK

Literally!

5 posted on 11/24/2006 5:15:23 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ouch!)
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BANGKOK ........ A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete -----

****

Bangkok ....... says it all.

6 posted on 11/24/2006 5:16:17 AM PST by beyond the sea ( Whiskey For My Men, Beer For My Horses)
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Tis but a mere pimple.


9 posted on 11/24/2006 5:17:05 AM PST by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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So what's the bright side, Mr.?


14 posted on 11/24/2006 5:20:16 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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I'm sure the staff of the Junior Senator from the State of New York were asked by their boss to fax a copy of this to her signifigant other at their domicile in New York with a note that said 'I thought you might want to make note of this clipping'.


17 posted on 11/24/2006 5:22:01 AM PST by pikachu (For every action there is an equal and opposite government program - Fig Newtons 1st Law)
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...saying he had renounced all earthly cares,...

I think ole little Buddah forgot about the other function the appendage performs!
That's a worldly function too, ya know, I'm sure Buddah is keen on a renunciation
of all bodily functions to reach enlightenment!

19 posted on 11/24/2006 5:33:34 AM PST by sirchtruth (No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
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THAILAND???
20 posted on 11/24/2006 5:36:15 AM PST by Roccus (Dealing with Politicians IS the War on Terror.)
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He's a Darwin Award Nominee.

No, you don't have to die, just taking yourself out of the gene pool suffices.

21 posted on 11/24/2006 5:36:45 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Have you thanked the rich person who subsidized your share of taxation today?)
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That article didn't continue, "but he was chagrined to find that his order did not accept females and, lacking the necessary equipment, fell under that definition in the order's centuries-old charter. He was expelled forthwith."
25 posted on 11/24/2006 5:58:38 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
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If a pecker falls in a forest and there is no one to hear it does it make a sound ?


26 posted on 11/24/2006 6:59:22 AM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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Prawing Euanontouch


No amateurs, please.
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EU NO TOUCH Ping!

27 posted on 11/24/2006 7:07:48 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The really sad part was that all the other monks also cut theirs off.

You know: Monk, he see; monk, he do.


29 posted on 11/24/2006 7:15:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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Maybe he was converting and took the bris a bit too far.


33 posted on 11/24/2006 7:36:39 AM PST by new cruelty
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Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection

I, for one, am thankful.

40 posted on 11/24/2006 8:00:49 AM PST by FourPeas (The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
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Did he have a little guillotine?

Welcome to Hell

44 posted on 11/24/2006 8:15:02 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.


45 posted on 11/24/2006 8:19:19 AM PST by RockinRight (There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
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Can't wait unti he has impure thoughts while meditating.


47 posted on 11/24/2006 9:31:38 AM PST by jwalsh07
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Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.

He's totally out of the The Contest, that's for sure.

50 posted on 11/24/2006 9:50:43 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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