Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refix
Yahoo ^ | 11/24/06

Posted on 11/24/2006 5:09:15 AM PST by Mr. Brightside

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-60 next last
To: Mr. Brightside
He's a Darwin Award Nominee.

No, you don't have to die, just taking yourself out of the gene pool suffices.

21 posted on 11/24/2006 5:36:45 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Have you thanked the rich person who subsidized your share of taxation today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: proud American in Canada

Yeah. Sounds like getting the car all gassed up but having nowhere to go.


22 posted on 11/24/2006 5:36:57 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside
Sounds like getting the car all gassed up but having nowhere to go.

LOL, exactly. :)

23 posted on 11/24/2006 5:41:35 AM PST by proud American in Canada (Thy Will Be Done.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside
he had an erection during meditation

The next time this happened, all he had to do was whip out his handy Helen Thomas Anti-Erection Photo Card®, and BINGO, problem solved.

24 posted on 11/24/2006 5:43:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside
That article didn't continue, "but he was chagrined to find that his order did not accept females and, lacking the necessary equipment, fell under that definition in the order's centuries-old charter. He was expelled forthwith."
25 posted on 11/24/2006 5:58:38 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside

If a pecker falls in a forest and there is no one to hear it does it make a sound ?


26 posted on 11/24/2006 6:59:22 AM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
Prawing Euanontouch


No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

EU NO TOUCH Ping!

27 posted on 11/24/2006 7:07:48 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
I think this qualifies as an anti-Salacious Ping!


28 posted on 11/24/2006 7:13:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside

The really sad part was that all the other monks also cut theirs off.

You know: Monk, he see; monk, he do.


29 posted on 11/24/2006 7:15:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: martin_fierro

Now he's just nuts.


30 posted on 11/24/2006 7:19:53 AM PST by octobersky
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: NeoCaveman
He's a Darwin Award Nominee.

No, you don't have to die, just taking yourself out of the gene pool suffices.

I guess that method would work.

31 posted on 11/24/2006 7:30:13 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: octobersky
Now he's just nuts.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please!

WE have a winner!

32 posted on 11/24/2006 7:35:25 AM PST by grey_whiskers
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside

Maybe he was converting and took the bris a bit too far.


33 posted on 11/24/2006 7:36:39 AM PST by new cruelty
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: grey_whiskers
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

You are correct. DING but no DONG.

34 posted on 11/24/2006 7:41:03 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

YIKES!!


35 posted on 11/24/2006 7:52:32 AM PST by StarCMC ("So what was the price to betray us - Judas?" - SGT Mark Russak to Traitor Murtha)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside
Rama-lama-ding-dong?
36 posted on 11/24/2006 7:55:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: StarCMC

Well-summarized.


37 posted on 11/24/2006 7:57:06 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Brevity is the soul of wit, so they say. Sometimes there's just no other way to say it! LOL


38 posted on 11/24/2006 7:59:16 AM PST by StarCMC ("So what was the price to betray us - Judas?" - SGT Mark Russak to Traitor Murtha)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows
Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refix reflex
39 posted on 11/24/2006 8:00:06 AM PST by StarCMC ("So what was the price to betray us - Judas?" - SGT Mark Russak to Traitor Murtha)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: Mr. Brightside
Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection

I, for one, am thankful.

40 posted on 11/24/2006 8:00:49 AM PST by FourPeas (The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-60 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson