Hmmmm.
Perhaps a new X1950 that enables your PC to become the heart of a modern home theater system. Round out the package with a wall-mounted 50"+ HDTV (connected to your video card and designated as a second monitor), and 5.1-channel surround sound (option of internal sound card or external system, here), then plug in wifey's favorite movie...who knows what could happen next?
... then plug in wifey's favorite movie...who knows what could happen next?