[CATravelAgent]

Reporting in from weird West Marin. This is the Bolinas Calif. newspaper. Please remember that they are on a different tectonic plate from the rest of the continent.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

"You VILL haf sex and you VILL haf an orgaschm and you VIL do it for the GOOD of the REPUBLIK!"

And don't forget what a good Liberal Mother says to her daughter on her wedding night: "Just close your eyes, Dear, and think of Marx!"

[stylin19a]

do i need a partner ?

[girlangler]

This is too funny, especially the comments.

[jazusamo]

Cindy Sheehan will be leading them.

[Jalapeno]

[Billthedrill]

Wait a minute - I gotta choose between antisubmarine warfare and sex? Has somebody told the Navy about this?

[D.P.Roberts]

Liberal or not, they can count on me to do my part!

[Caesar Soze]

I'll do it, but I'm directing my mystic sex energies against our enemies, instead of towards some nebulous idea of peace or universal love.

[Mr. C]

Well this is what happens when the fruits and the nuts are given license to do what they please. I expect to see more of this nonsense over the next few years. All I can say is I hope the GOP nominates an outstanding candidate in 2008 or else we are in big, big trouble.

[outdriving]

I don't usually go for this "teach the world to sing" stuff, but what the hey.

Couldn't hurt. Unless you need that sort of thing.

They should call it "The groan heard around the world!".

[mitch5501]

"Our minds influence Matter and Energy fields..."

and right now you're having a brain-fart.

Think of it though...you could tell your grand kids all about how you took part in the greatest wank in history.

priceless

[Petronski]

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy (a Synchronized Global Orgasm).

Yeah, 'cause four hundred leftists jacking off is going to change the world.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I thought "all sex is rape." I don't see how mass rape would help bring about "global peas." Liberal DemocRAT potheads crack me up. Always lookin' for an excuse to get naked or screw somebody over.

[Madame Dufarge]

Will they be levitating the Pentagon too?

Because otherwise it wouldn't be worth attending.

[Sunsong]

Perhaps the left has finally come up with something with universal appeal :-)

[Professional Engineer]

at the time of your choosing,

That's not very synchronized now, is it.

[Gideon Reader]

Libs have been practicing solo at a rapid rate for a looong time.
The GOP has volunteered to spell them while they cool down the equipment and rest a while.

The Lib/Dems must be getting sufficient rest because they are already thinking of taxing the project.

[Bratch]

[DogByte6RER]

Oooohhhh! Yes! Yes!

Ooops...I guess I was a bit premature...

[Enosh]

Someone should point out that this is likely to be followed by a Synchronized Global Smoke Break, thereby destroying the atmosphere and killing everyone.

Oh well, it was fun.